12.20.2006 LOTR: RISE OF THE WITCH KING INTRO SUCKS

The game came out last month, but I didn't want to let a piece of shit get by me. I'm just now noticing the commercials for the game on television, and finally saw the PC intro video above online, and man was that unimpressive. First of all, check out how long its full title is: "The Lord of the Rings: The Battle for Middle-earth II - The Rise of the Witch-King" Damn, at least Tikki tikki tembo no sa rembo chari bari ruchi pip peri pembo was a badass - this game only got mediocre reviews online. And the video above is pathetic coming from Electronic Arts. A few scenes from the movie with some camera pans over a painting. LAZY! I've seen better DVD menus before than this. And I've literally seen better collages in my high school years with measly Windows Movie Maker. Replace all the places and people in this video with Dungeons and Dragons map and character names and you'd have a video game that's shunned by most gamers. You can do better than this E.A. - you're only the biggest chain of game company teams on earth. Quit slacking!