10.26.2006 Lohan attends Gears of War party, Upskirts Not Provided
I've said this on countless occasions, "once a whore, always a whore." Now what that quote has to do with Lindsay Lohan attending a Gears of War party for God only knows what reason is well, irrelevant at this point. I'd love to sit here and convince you that I can do a good Brendon imitation and completely wreck Lindsay Lohan to pieces, but who am I trying to kid? Brendon has that talent mastered. So instead, I'll divert my attention to something else: the lack of titties in these pics.