Dan the GreatUser since: 01/25/2007 08:55
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Last 20 pearls of wisdom:
05/31/2007 11:48STARCRAFT 2 NOT COMING OUT IN 2007 (UPDATE)
The last time Blizzard released a game that was even debatably bad was their SNES version of Justice League Task Force. In 1995.
Yeah.
05/25/2007 16:34FIVE BEST GAME CONTROLLERS EVER MADE
"I'm surprised GameCube didn't make the list, I know a ton of people who claim it's the best controller ever made for the way it curves around your hand. Although its lack of symmetrical design can be annoying depending on what games you throw at it."
Namely anything not made by Nintendo.
Namely anything not made by Nintendo.
05/24/2007 18:23NES QUIZ: ARE YOU A NINTENDO HISTORIAN?
100%. Easysauce.
05/22/2007 15:35METROID PRIME 3 KINDA LOOKS LIKE SHIT
Ach! Mein eyesight!
05/15/2007 22:49SUX 2BU: NINTENDO POWERLESS
What does Nintendo Power even do anymore? Just review the 8000 licensed kiddy games that - thankfully - none of us ever see? It's not like they have a huge selection of (worth playing) games to review anymore.
05/10/2007 17:26TEN BEST & WORST GAMING PERIPHERALS VIDEO
No room for the Sega Activator in the shitty accessory category? And rumble? Come on. No, I like when the controller rumbles to inform me that I got hit. No, really, I know. I don't need the controller to try to jump out of my goddamn hands to figure that out. The only nice thing about rumble features in controllers is that it makes the controller about twenty pounds heavier, so I can bash you in the head with it.
05/03/2007 18:18NEW PLAYSTATION STORE UPDATES
If you're going to buy one, buy WipeOut! One of the biggest reasons why PS1 was so successful is available to you at a cheap price! Woot!
04/24/2007 18:11"IT'S ABOUT TIME" PS3 FIRMWARE UPDATE
But still no Guitar Hero. Son of a bitch.
04/19/2007 16:25VIDEO: BEN HECK MAKES THE PS3 PISS ITSELF
"This site's raging hard-on for Sony is so blatant that--" Oops. My bad.
04/18/2007 00:26VIDEO: "EXPERT" ON VIRGINIA TECH SHOOTINGS
I couldn't listen for more than a minute.
04/16/2007 18:13VIRTUAL CONSOLE UPDATES STOLE MY BIKE
I bet VF2 looked pretty fugly on the Genesis.
04/16/2007 17:10MAYBE LOUISIANA WILL LEARN ITS LESSON
Pow, biatch!
04/16/2007 16:24VIRTUAL CONSOLE UPDATES STOLE MY BIKE
The second Piston Honda fight can be tricky, and manboob Super Macho Man can be a pain when he decides to do his spin punch for more than 20 spins in a row.
04/12/2007 16:21FINAL VERSION OF WII WEB BROWSER RELEASED
OH MY GOD YOU HAVE A RAGING HARDON FOR SONY...oh, wait. Wrong article.
04/11/2007 16:23MORTAL KOMBAT II ON PS3 TOMORROW
Kung Lao started in II. I will always be a Scorpion fan, though.
04/11/2007 08:36MORE HEAVENLY SWORD PICTURES (UPDATE)
You mean to say you don't understand why Devil May Cry, God of War, and Ninja Gaiden are popular?
04/10/2007 23:02GUITAR HERO 3 FOR WII LATER THIS YEAR
I can't take anyone who uses "it's" as a possessive seriously. Obviously you have not looked at any of the Sony articles, let alone show any instances where Fronz's "raging hard-on" for Sony is apparant. If I were Fronz, I'd probably ban your IP from accessing this site just so the average intelligence of a TLB reader would go up.
04/06/2007 16:44SUX 2BU: REGGIE LOST LITTLEBIGPLANET
He's still nicer about the Wii than "Fuck Sony", "Fuck Sony Twice", "Fuck Sony Thrice" rant he went on a while ago :P Just quit with the fanboy arguments, this is about the most negative this site has ever gone on Nintendo, so if there was bias, it'd probably be for them. There's no arguing: no online games and the Mii system are both pretty stupid.
04/06/2007 08:37SUX 2BU: REGGIE LOST LITTLEBIGPLANET
I really would like to see that question on the voting channel.
04/03/2007 23:12PEOPLE STILL PISSED AT MICROSOFT
I guess they've had experience, what with Windows and all.
