01.03.2007 EA MADDEN NFL 07 PORN XXXMAS GIFT

Behold! The legendary Hot Coffee mod has been dethroned by a one hit wonder! This is actually no rumor - Electronic Arts is scrambling to make sure this is either a devious 14 year old, or a real problem that needs to be taken care of quietly. Too late!

The Mahoneys have contacted the Internet Crimes Against Children Task Force in Utah about their 14 year old son's Madden NFL 07 XXX-mas gift that displayed porn instead of pigskin and pom-poms once the game was turned on after opening presents was over. The police said the game disc and box look authentic, so either someone played a prank on the boy's Uncle who bought it for him, or his Uncle just hates EA and wants them to look bad. Over 5 million copies of the game have already been sold, so it's unlikely the case will get solved, but I'm sure Kolton Mahoney won't ever have to pay for another video game in his life. That Nintendo sixty fourrrrrrrr kid had one heck of a Christmas back in the day, but nothing tops Electronic Arts selling pornography to minors.