05.08.2007 TLB MARIO THEME PROM NIGHT PICTURES

These kids must have the happiest parents in the world. When high school students collaborate to make Super Mario Brothers their senior prom theme, it's a nice way to let the school know that no one is getting laid later that night. I'm so proud of my readers - to walk into prom and see this retro room and blow your load before the night's even begun takes some serious guts. Dancing to display your digital dorkiness is a quite the valid cause. Or, if you're too shy, they even setup the massive NES controller seen above to play video games and pass the time:

"I just had my senior prom and the theme was Super Mario Brothers so I snapped some photos and I thought you might be interested. The prom was at Chelsea High School and . . . the photo of the large NES Controller with the hands on it needs some explanation. That controller was wired up to actually control the original Super Mario Bros. game which was projected onto a wall nearby. All the buttons worked and it was possible to play solo, but it was much easier to have someone manning the control pad and someone else on the A and B buttons."

The only part of his explanation I skipped over is how you got a free condom for every 1UP you snag, Alex probably got a ton of Princess pussy that night. Thanks for sharing the pictures, Alex! Whoever did the art must have failed Goomba 101 art class, but it still kicks ass. My favorite part is how the Principal obviously said there was no way they could use sand in the desert scene, so they just threw some light brown paper on the ground instead.