In that place where hilarious and scarily repulsive is gray area where this man stands motionlessly throughout all of time. I've seen sex used to help PS3 eBay auctions, but this potentially angry Santa has more than one gift for you. Besides the 60GB PS3 and the 3 year Target warranty, he is also offering/threatening:
"Please bid. If I have to list this again I'm moving the PS3 box in the photo. In case you're wondering, none of my parts touched any of its parts.
I will ship overnight insured to anywhere in the US, or for an additional fee, I will deliver the PS3 in a full Santa suit with appropriately dyed beard and hair to anywhere in the continental US between December 19th and 23rd. I suppose if the fee is high enough, I would be willing to deliver the PS3 as pictured. If interested in this delivery, send me an email through ebay after winning the PS3 and we'll find an appropriate fee and set up an auction for the delivery, so it's all on the up and up."
He's asking for $1,000, but surprise surprise, no bids yet. So for those of you that desperate for a PS3, for a $1,000 you could have a Miracle on Your Street, although you might not want to be Home Alone when it arrives. Santa FTW as always. Please don't make him move the box.