02.13.2007 PIKACHU SNOW PLOW, I CHOOSE YOU!

I just got a call that my college night class was canceled due to the blizzara that's taking a Squirtle shit on Pittsburgh today. So I went looking for some gaming art and stumbled upon this awesome Pikachu plow on the same site that I found the 3D gaming screen on in the past. This Pokemon machine is called Yuki-taro and weighs 880 pokepounds. It comes equipped with GPS instead of electrical attacks, and it has cameras in its eyes - creepy! Its self guided and devours the snow in your driveway all on its own, and then compresses it into hard blocks of ice around the size of a PS3 in measurements. The people at the Niigata Institute of Technology in Japan took seven years to design it, with the purpose of not only an alternative refrigeration method, but also to help the elderly deal with winter.

Screw that - the first time a kid steps on my lawn in summer I'm going to ride this out of my garage and gobble up the next-next-generation of gamers. The developers are going to keep working on it for five more years until they can get the price down to about $8,300. That gives me five years to make a two ton Raichu Robot and beat out the competition. Mine coughs fireballs and melts your lawn. Or cremates your grandma.