SamuelUser since: 01/14/2007 20:15
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06/01/2007 23:19LARA CROFT REUNION IN EUROPE
The leggy blond on the right in the headline picture looks sort of freaky, like a Barbie doll. I personally like the other blond, with her hair dyed brunette she's probably the best fit the other three aren't chesty enough
06/01/2007 23:15GAMEPRO HALO 3 PREVIEW SCANS
4 in 5 custom armor configurations will be based on Boba Fett like that white one up there in the middle.
06/01/2007 13:43MANHUNT 2 BLOOD AND FAKE BLOOD
Maybe that red thing is suppossed to be like Punisher where they were forced to use black and white for particularly gruesome kills.
06/01/2007 13:38RUMOR: MARIO KART WII REVEALED AT E3
Pacman? Nintendo practically owns Sega and they put Pacman instead of Sonic? When are we going to see the blue lightning vs the red plunger? Well I hope they don't use the crappy Wiimote speaker too much, THAT THING IS GARBAGE! And the hidden microphone... don't we look enough like idiots waving a little wand around without us yelling at the TV too?
05/31/2007 21:49WORLD SERIES OF VIDEO GAMES BACK ON CBS
Screw Quake 4, that piss poor disgrace, get a Battlefield game. Guitar Hero and Fight Night might be entertaining however. But I don't see WoW being too entertaining.
05/31/2007 17:53CHANCE TO PUNCH UWE BOLL IN THE FACE
Screwattack.com is trying to raise money to get the spot in the Far Cry movie they're auctioning on Ebay. Maybe they can push him into shark infested water if they're shooting on location at a tropical island.
05/31/2007 15:31DEVIL MAY CRY 4 INTERVIEW
Well that's a common game device, starting out as the fake hero like in Kingdom Hearts 2 when you have to be Roxas for hours and you're like "WTF is this?" or in MGS2 you play Snake and then you have to play as.... *wretch*.... Raiden.
05/31/2007 15:25CARMACK WORKING ON NEW FRANCHISE
It's probably going to be one of those half-crap games that gets sold by the name alone like American McGee. I can see it now, John Carmack's X-treme Solitaire WITH BACKGAMMON HOLY SHIT!
05/31/2007 12:41METAL GEAR SOLID GAMES TO BE RE-RELEASED
Okay that's just retarded! They already released 2 and 3 with Substance/Subsistence versions and portable ops is still new. The only really useful thing they could do here is re-release MGS: Twin Snakes on a console that doesn't have shitty controls like the Gamecube.
05/30/2007 23:49SILENT HILL 5 COMING TO XBOX 360 ALSO?
They should make a first person survival horror game especially for the Wii with a new controller attachment which lets you connect two wimotes together, one would be a flash light and the other would be a gun. You could change the controls to set which one turns the camera.
05/30/2007 18:20VIDEO: TOP TEN DOUCHEBAGS OF GAMING
Forget Campbell or Otacon, what about Rose from MGS2?
Rose:Jack does my butt looks big? Jack why won't you say you love me? Talk to me Jack!
Jack:*Pow* GAME OVER
Campbell: Oh my god he killed himself... I saw it coming.
05/30/2007 18:14DEAD OR ALIVE THEATER RELEASE DATE
Is it really worth watching an entire garbage movie just to see celebrity chicks in bikinis when you can see chicks who look like celebrities doing unspeakable things in ten seconds on the internet?
New rule: Video game movies cannot be live action unless the game is meant to be super realistic because the live action costumes always look retarded. This movie might be okay if it were anime or CG and didn't have a Charlie's Angels script.
05/30/2007 15:31NINTENDO COULD CONTROL 50% OF MARKET
Usually when you can't connect it's a configuration on your router that's preventing it. At least Nintendo lets you get that USB device that act as a wireless hub for your Wii and DS, where you're screwed with everyone else unless you do some serious internet searching for a solution.
The only way I can see the Wii lasting that long is if they somehow release a hardware upgrade so the graphics can keep up. They really self-limited there but it helped sell more units so they could probably sell an add-on for people who want games that keep up with the current gen.
05/30/2007 11:39VIDEO: TOP TEN DOUCHEBAGS OF GAMING
A few of those are a stretch, I would've though Ken Kutaragi would've been up there for being such an arrogant asshole about the PS3
QUOTES:
"Brazil? People there lacks money even to buy food." ~on the possibility on a of Playstation in Brazil.
"Beating us for a short moment is like accidentally winning a point from a Karate master, and Microsoft is still not black belt."~on Xbox Live
Karate master? What a douchbag!
QUOTES:
"Brazil? People there lacks money even to buy food." ~on the possibility on a of Playstation in Brazil.
"Beating us for a short moment is like accidentally winning a point from a Karate master, and Microsoft is still not black belt."~on Xbox Live
Karate master? What a douchbag!
05/30/2007 01:50ABC SECOND LIFE VANDALIZED, POLICE STEP IN
That tears it! I'm going to try it out again and see if the ultra slow movement was a fluke.
05/29/2007 20:35PETER JACKSON STILL INTERESTED IN HALO FILM
Optimus Prime has flames painted on him now so everything he says is a lie. Not like I'm a big Transformers fan but that's just wrong, they're not even cool flames they're like stove top burner flames.
05/29/2007 20:33ABC SECOND LIFE VANDALIZED, POLICE STEP IN
I second that vote, it's pretty much the same story every time anyways. But then again it's fun to talk about dildo storms. I wonder if they name them? Dildo storm Bertha is moving in.
05/29/2007 18:00ABC SECOND LIFE VANDALIZED, POLICE STEP IN
The weather this week clear skies turning to dildo storms on the day of the recruitment seminar, awww too bad. I still don't understand how there are 'nukes' in the game. Do the creators of Second Life have ANY control over what goes on?
05/29/2007 15:10AUSTRALIA GETTING ICE BLUE DS LITE
They should have Koala Grey DS lites. A Dingo ate my gameboy!
05/29/2007 15:09PETER JACKSON STILL INTERESTED IN HALO FILM
I remember when everybody was getting all hyped about the Halo movie. It was like "Oh that guy who made that short film about aliens in Africa is doing it" and then it died.
Meanwhile they're making twenty Shrek movies even though they ran out of jokes after the second one. Seriously, frogs singing "Live and Let Die" at a funeral, WTF?!?!? Just stop Dreamworks, stop while the series is still beloved.
Meanwhile they're making twenty Shrek movies even though they ran out of jokes after the second one. Seriously, frogs singing "Live and Let Die" at a funeral, WTF?!?!? Just stop Dreamworks, stop while the series is still beloved.
