The Chef
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Last 16 pearls of wisdom:

03/28/2007 12:50MICROSOFT XBOX 360 ELITE FINALLY CONFIRMED
I just don't see how this is worth it. I've been on the fence for a while now, wanting a PS3, but seeing the 360 as a better value. But even with this version, bigger hard-drive, etc. I'm still not seeing it. For another $120 bucks, I can get the PS3, wich has HD movie playback, and Wi-Fi, which would cost me another $300 for the 360. Plus, I can get online out of the box, without paying.

If they had just included Wi-fi, I might think about it...


02/22/2007 15:09RESIDENT EVIL: EXTINCTION TRAILER
Dave, I've been to Vegas a few times, and I even rode the rollercoaster at New York, New York a few times, and while I might be stupid, I'm not an idiot. Having a close up shot of the Statue of Liberty surrounded by sand was a rip off of Planet of the Apes. Plain and simple.


02/21/2007 17:27RESIDENT EVIL: EXTINCTION TRAILER
I really enjoyed the obvious Planet of the Apes rip of with the statues of liberty. Nice. Creative. Loved it.


02/20/2007 10:59XBOX XBOT IN ACTION
So Perfect Dark Zero is such a kick ass game that you can make a little erector set robot to push two buttons and get points from it? I'll be right back, I've got to go out and buy it.


02/20/2007 10:57JACK THOMPSON TRAVELING TO TOKYO
The really sad thing about this (other than the fact that this douche bag killed people) is that this will be attributed to video games. He killed people. That's what people should be focusing on. Not what he did with the money he stole from him. They should focus on that, but they won't. Anytime a video game is involved, that's all anyone can focus on. If he used the money to buy a candy bar, do you think they would start trying to sue Milky Way?


02/08/2007 12:46GUITAR HERO COMING TO NINTENDO WII
As far as I'm concerned, it's just another way for guitar hero to take over the world. And I'm Ok with that. I love that game. I even wrote a blog about it at my 1up site ( http://www.1up.com/do/my1Up?publicUserId=5832768 ), Just scroll down to the second Blog.

You're right though, I don't really see a point in it being on the Wii, which won't have as good a sound, but it seems like it would be mainly for the diehard Nintinto fans, who never bought a PS2.


02/07/2007 20:37THE APPRENTICE VIDEO GAME ON THE WAY
This game looks like it will suck like a whore on Dollar Day


02/07/2007 14:31MANHUNT SEQUEL COMING TO WII
I'm kind of suprised taht this game is getting a sequel. I thought the first on was OK, but not nearly as good a game as pretty much anything else that Rockstar put out. But at least that's one game for my PSP this year.


02/07/2007 14:28VIDEO GAME STUDY DESTROYS TV MYTH
So, an interesting article effectivly nullifying the fears that my mother had for years when I was growing up, and you two focus on the pictures in the back ground and the fact that one of the kids ins't wearing pants? Sad. Just.....Sad


02/01/2007 21:08JACK THOMPSON PISSES OFF PITTSBURGH
People need to realize that Jack Thompson is good for gaming. When certin people might be concerned about younger people playing video games, all they need to do is listen to Jack Thompson for a little while, realize that he is a total douche bag, and then they can stop worrying. Jack Thompson, by the sheer virtue of the fact that he is a complete tool, makes everyone else in his camp look like a tool by proxy. Remember Jim Bakker? How many people took TV evangelists seriously after everything that happened to him? The same thing will end up happening to Jack and all his cohorts. Just give it a bit of time.


01/31/2007 17:14WARIOWARE: SMOOTH MOVES REVIEW AND GIVEAWAY!
Tom Fronczak wrote:
"The Chef - you comment needs more cowbell. Perhaps I should make it a random comment throughout the week, and not just one article, that way you guys dont gangbang my reviews and then not call the next day"

Believe me. If anyone has a fever for which the only cure is more cowbell, it's me. I was just being a smartass, which is my only hobby these days besides video games. In truth, I love this site, and I check pretty much everyday, when I'm am sitting here at work pretending to write menus. Just thought a nice dose of smartass might help the day go a little faster.


01/31/2007 16:20WARIOWARE: SMOOTH MOVES REVIEW AND GIVEAWAY!
Well, let's see. This is the part where I would normaly put the meanigful coments you requested, but since you pick a winner randomly, I think just writing anything in this box would qualify. But just in case:

Meaningful comments.

More Meaningful comments.

Really meaningful comments.

That should cover me. I'll also make the same request I made last week. How about a review for something for the PSP? Metal Gear Portable OPs Maybe? I'd even take Pirates.

Anyway, thanks for the review, which was great, as I expected. Keep kicking ass


01/24/2007 11:14UWE BOLL'S 2006 RAZZIE AWARD NOMINATIONS
There really is no shock that he got all of these nominations. The only really shock here is that this jackass hasn't won a shitload of these before. He should be able to redecorate at least a bathroom with these. Maybe wall to wall in the garage. And you know that his movies are only going to get worse. Any smart person will listen to the literaly thousands of critics telling him his movies are shit, but not him. he decides taht they just hate him for no reason, and he should get in a ring and box them. Good job, idiot. That will make your films suck less.


01/23/2007 17:46LOST PLANET REVIEW AND GIVEAWAY!
Thanks for a great review. It's kind of refreshing to see someone say things like "but when you want to just hit the fucking barrels to blow them all up with the game's beautiful explosions, auto aim can be a hindrance" or "One of your partners is as simple as a tech geek to explain equipment, and another is as simple as a pair of tits who wears bikini bottoms on the outside of her snow suit". I really apreciate that kind of frankness and honesty. And I have to say I really like seeing plot listed up there with it's own score. A came can be a bit shitty in some departments, but if it has a great story, as not enough games do, it can carry the game over it's own weaknesses.

I also really like seeing 'Expectations' as a catagory for a review. I cound't begin to tell you the number of games that have dissapointed me upon purchace, so it's a nice touch to see someone let you know if a game really lives up to the hype. I ahve kind of been looking forward to buying this game, but I think I'll be renting it first, thanks to your review.

As far as something else to review, How about something for the usually forgotten PSP? Maybe Driver 76, or maybe Rainbow six Vegas? I know that neither of those are out yet, but being that I am the only PSP owner I know, I don't really have anyone to talk to about games for it. And since I live in a small town, no one here rents games for it, so buying one is a real crapshoot.

Thanks for the review, and keep kicking ass


01/19/2007 18:31SUX 2BU: NEW YORK GAMING POLITICIANS
The simple reason that the government wastes it's time on the video game indusrty so much more than film or television is because it just doesn't have the gigantic legal infrastructure that the film/television industry has. The legislatures don't want to piss of Hollywood, because that is a huge part of their donation base. So the govenrment goes after a smaller industry, that isn't as prepared or capable of fighting back. The larger the industry gets, which it is doing year by year, and the more legal savvy it gets in terms of fighting ridiculous laws, the better off all of us will be.


01/19/2007 12:21SAD STORY OF ZIFF DAVIS COMING TO AN END
In a nutshell, I think it sucks. I have a subscription to OPM for about two years, then I found out that it was being cancelled. I was told in my last issue that I wuld be getting EGM from here on out, since OPM no longer existed, but now it looks like I may be getting a copy of nothing each month.

I know that there are a number of gaming sites out there; obviously I'm on one right now. But it still is a shitty way to go down. I realise that alot of the information in the magazines is a bit old, evidenced by the fact that I found out on the internet that OPM was going away, and I didn't read about it in OPM for another month afterwards, but there is something great about being able to sit down with a magazine and read alot of great articles from people who really seem to care about the industry. Plus, I don't have the internet in the bathroom.

So, we'll see what happens, but I really hope that they can get enough of their shit together to keep producing EGM.









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