GwennUser since: 02/09/2007 20:19
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Last 20 pearls of wisdom:
05/02/2007 00:34UWE BOLL'S BLOODRAYNE 2 MOVIE TRAILER
Amazing. This movie looks to be perhaps one of the single greatest movies this year, except replace "greatest" with "most laughably STD-inducing" and "year" with "millenia". I honestly just lost the tiny bit of respect I had left for Bloodrayne in that one 50-second-ish trailer. Thanks Toilet.
04/19/2007 21:26VIRGINIA SHOOTINGS: JACKASS THOMPSON
Wahh wahh i played counter strike two days ago, someone lock me up before i kill people!! fucking idiot...
04/18/2007 00:51NEW GUITAR HERO GAME EVERY YEAR
Let's hope they don't suck. GH2 was *slightly* weak, but the co-op was nuts.
04/18/2007 00:50KEEPING UP WITH CAPCOM: 2007 RELEASES
Hell yeah, Phoenix Wright.
04/16/2007 23:37THELASTBOSS ROBBERY: A REAL FPS STORY
Good to hear you're okay, old chap. Hope the guy gets caught. And yeah, that shooting...just, wow. An absolute tragedy.
04/07/2007 18:18BIOSHOCKER: PS3 STRIKES BACK?
Haha, it's kinda close. But something's missing...
04/06/2007 14:40UMBRELLA CHRONICLES WII PREVIEW
Let's hope this doesn't suck.
03/29/2007 12:28VIDEO HISTORY OF FINAL FANTASY SERIES
Final Fantasy VI and VIII are easily my favorites. VI's plot twist midway through the game almost made me shit my pants (most villains dream about destroying the world...this guy actually DOES it), and VIII's characters/plot kept me hooked. I do like VII a great deal, but I don't see Cloud as the end-all badass that everyone else seems to agree on. But yeah...FFX-2? What's that? Is that the really bad fanfic everyone was making a fuss about way back in the day? Yeah...just a really weird fanfic. Yeah.
03/23/2007 13:33NINTENDO DS CAKE
Now if they could make a PS3 cake, it'd be enough to feed all of Asia and parts of Australia.
03/23/2007 01:03UPDATE FROM BETHESDA ON PSP AND WII
The DS and PSP both have great stuff, yeah. Thing is, the PSP is still a tad too pricey for me, so I'll be waiting a little longer before picking one up.
As for a Wii Oblivion, it'd be fun to play. Actual swordfighting and archery, whoo! And casting spells...shit, now I want this.
As for a Wii Oblivion, it'd be fun to play. Actual swordfighting and archery, whoo! And casting spells...shit, now I want this.
03/22/2007 14:25CASTLE CRASHERS BOSS AND GAMEPLAY VIDEOS
I second that, Rudy. Can't wait.
03/20/2007 23:26COD OF WAR REVEALED
MOG OF WAR!!! I'd buy that game in a heartbeat.
03/16/2007 15:42PENNY ARCADE GAME: EPISODE ONE TRAILER
Models could use some work, yeah.
03/14/2007 20:31SPANISH GOD OF WAR - NO SUBTITLES
I'm Hispanic, and I kinda understood what he said (my mind was trailing off every now and then, partly out of shame, partly because it reminded me to put nuts on my grocery list). He's going to cut your head off with these swords, then he'll use the Incan Jump or something if you have anything more to say, and then the strength of Hercules to, er, maim you. He'll summon the gods' power to use Zeus' Fire, then HE'S KRATOOOOOOS. I missed this next part, but he ends by saying he'll wait for you in Hades(?).
Now if you'll excuse me. I need to go find a way to prove that my ancestry is Japanese or something.
Now if you'll excuse me. I need to go find a way to prove that my ancestry is Japanese or something.
03/11/2007 22:59PENNY ARCADE GAME DETAILS AND WALLPAPER
Those light bulb robots are Fruit Fuckers :)
03/11/2007 22:57GTA IV RUMOR: MUSIC CONFIRMS NEW YORK?
Haha awesome way to die. Nineteen days = argh.
03/07/2007 01:35SUPER MARIO DOOM MOD VIDEO
Awesome mod...I want it! As for the teddy bears, they're PuchuPuchus from the anime Excel Saga. I thought it hilarious when I saw them!
02/24/2007 13:53PISSED OFF SECOND LIFE PLAYERS USE NUKES
I'd join this war, too. Fraps are a hell of an idea, we should totally make a documentary: the first Online World War (OWWI).
02/24/2007 13:50SUX 2BU: EUROPEANS WANTING PS3
Poor Sony. Wait, nevermind. Sux2BU Sony.
02/24/2007 13:48SCALING ATLAS GOD OF WAR 2 GAMEPLAY VIDEO
That vid makes me want to weep in joy, much like a father who sees his prodigal son returning home after a five-year pimping trip in Tijuana. Totally buying that on Day One.
