05.11.2007 PIXEL PORN: NSFW NUDE PLAYBOY GAMER GIRLS


Warning: getimagesize(./ul/2799-nsfw%20video%20game%20porn%20nudity%20playboy.jpg) [function.getimagesize]: failed to open stream: No such file or directory in /usr/home/sshack/domains/thelastboss.com/public_html/templates_c/one-post.phtml on line 68
When asked, one of the most requested additions to the daily news was more bukkake and buttsecks, so here yuh go. Video Gamer's Heaven has a gallery of the best looking virtual babes who have ever stripped for Playboy. There's Rayne from BloodRayne, Carla Valenti from Indigo Prophecy, Luba Licious from Leisure Suit Larry, and a few more. Although I was surprised to see Avalon from Hellgate: London, damn she's easy, that game isn't even out yet. All the full uncensored pictures are below, click the small thumbnails to zoom zoom in their boom boom. Enjoy.
Photo Photo Photo Photo Photo Photo Photo
comments disabled | Digg This Tags: GIRLS, NAKED, NUDE, PLAYBOY, PORN

04.26.2007 PORN PILGRIMAGE: SEX GAMES ON THE RISE

Brenda Brathwaite is a game designer, professor, and IGDA member who has spoken publicly about sex in video games many times before, and has some predictions about playing porn in the game industry. Before she became a professor of game design at Savanna College of Art and Design, she worked on Playboy: The Mansion, a Sims-ish sex game that let you play as Hugh Hefner and run nude photo shoots. Sounds like it would be as fun as Sims to play, and Playboy even backed it, yet it was still cast into online obscurity receiving less than pleasing sales. The current day problem with trying to promote sex games is obvious:

"Console manufacturers won't allow Adults Only-rated games on their systems. This takes out a huge part of any potential market that your game has. . .  If you decide to go PC-only, no EMA member stores will stock AO-rated material. So this leaves out most of the big box stores and smaller, but still powerful, chains."

So why is she still endorsing erotic games? She's made it clear in the past that she views games as an art medium, and finds it ridiculous that there's subjects in the industry that are still unacceptable to approach and explore:

"In any other medium, if they said 'you can't have sex,' artists would be outraged. They would stand up and say 'To hell with you ... don't tell me what I can do. This is my creative freedom.' If Brokeback Mountain went through video gaming's rating system, it would be two guys sitting on a bench talking about how they possibly liked each other and it would still be rated M (for Mature)."

Despite the average gamer age being late 20 and mid 30 year olds, the mainstream game industry games are rarely even R rated by movie industry standards. Brenda is confident this will change though, here's why:

"Our limitations will soon be our strengths.  As sales of games become more and more digital, the pseudo-censorship of retail is losing its foothold."

That's a good point that I hadn't thought about much before. Give it ten years of GameFly subscriptions rising, and we might see Best Buy willing to ship games and electronics to our houses to compete against Newegg and other online stores. Once we don't have to worry about Sexaxis games appearing next to Ratchet and Clank titles on store shelves, it makes sense that a porn pilgrimage will occur. Little ol' blogs like my own will become more vital in the role of advertising for games on the online market, and porn game PR agencies will go cum-crazy sending out free sex games for us to play and review for readers. You won't not see the games in stores, so you might not be so quick to expect them to be a piece of crap.  As soon as a few games hit it big, the heavy wallet investors will follow to the new markets where new fornication fortunes are waiting. We'll call it a fad just like elders once called video games as a whole, and by the time I'm dead they'll probably be more common than kids games.

The majority of the vocalist aren't deviant digital entertainers though, Manifesto Games' Greg Costikyan summed up the majority of their beliefs: 

It’s not that we’re focused on sex games, but we’re happy to offer them. . . The whole idea behind Manifesto is to offer edgier products that address . . subject material that the conventional industry isn’t able to address. We offer exposure to an audience of people who might be interested in games of this type but who might not otherwise encounter them.

I won't call him Socrates, and MMOEG (Massively Multiplayer Online Erotic Games) can't be up to any good, but I still respect someone who's trying to positively expand the industry. If the ignorance of the outsiders causes simple games like Grand Theft Auto III to be cast as the equivalent of To Kill A Mockingbird, then so be it. Ban and bitch as long as you'd like. Eventually our parents will die out and the problem will be solved, or at least be handled sensibly by people who actually speak from experience.

comments disabled | Digg This Tags: GAMES, IGDA, PORN, SALES, SEX

03.29.2007 PLAYSTATION PORNABLES BACK IN SCHOOLS

Last year schools were banning PlayStation Portables from classrooms for porn, now there's schools willing to buy PSPs for their students to help them learn. Gotta love educational logic, put us in sex education classes, punish us for looking at tits, and then supply us with virtual Playboys. The reason for the contrasting actions is because the schools utilizing PSPs are from the UK, where teachers have been bought by Sony trained how to use the PSPs for watching videos, downloading pictures, and playing their own podcasts. American teachers couldn't figure out how to turn them on, they just jumped straight to Salem witch trials and sacrificed school children, then blamed the reading course curriculum for their actions. Shows how mature America can be in comparison to other places around the world. The day we resort to burning controversial video games is the day I resort to encouraging school violence in the name of video games.

comments disabled | Digg This Tags: EDUCATION, PORN, PSP, SCHOOLS, SONY

Elsewhere on the Network:

11.10.2006 PSP = PLAYSTATION PORNABLE

Did you know you can go on the internet on the PSP using Wifi?! Leave it to parents to find this out over a year after it came out. In the video above you'll see cops and teachers bitching about how it's unsafe for children, unsafe for school, and a portal for sexual gaming predators. It's also fun to see the news videos with scrolling Google pages of our favorite gaming blog sites that featured this news months ago. This whole fiasco has Horp happily sprouting hair in places to further confuse its gender.
comments disabled | Digg This Tags: HERMAPHRODITE, PORN, PSP, SONY, WIFI

10.19.2006 Panasonic's 100GB Blu-ray for 100 years

 

Panasonic is promising that their new 4 layer 100GB Blu-ray discs are so durable that not even Godzilla could break them. Blu-ray discs with a lifetime of 100 years is pretty awesome, but if you're immotal you might prefer their new 50GB Blu-ray discs that last for an useless impressive 500 years. I demand a 5000 GB disc that lasts for only 50 minutes -- I'd fill it with porn and it'd be the best 10 seconds my dick has ever endured.  Maybe Sony can help my dream cum true with it's PS3 powerhouse game sizes.

comments disabled | Digg This Tags: 100GB, BLU-RAY, PANASONIC, PORN, SONY

10.18.2006 Sexual Moments in Video Game History

The ever elusive and mythological video games with sex in them. Whether it be hot coffee mods, Lara Croft fan projects, NES shower scenes, gay games, disturbing man-boobs in Punch Out, perverted fashion in Okami, Volleyball games, or even just a good old fashion porn flash game, these three lists have almost all of the notable dozens of sexual video gaming moments. And if you've got an important one that was missed, then please send it in!

Pixelated Nudity

Pixelated Nudity Part II

Sexual Moments in Video Game History

comments disabled | Digg This Tags: BOOBS, HOT COFFEE, NUDITY, PORN, SEX

"The Last Boss" is a blog focused on finding the most entertaining gaming news, gossip, and media on the net.

NAVIGATION

Popular Topics

    Favorite Sites