11.22.2006 I WANT THAT: ZELDA SWORD WIIMOTE
Nothing lets your girlfriend know where she stands like an authentic Zelda sword Wiimote. One look at that and she'll immediately know she's gonna have to please herself for the next month until Twilight Princess is beaten. And she better make you waffles too -- or else! And you can tell her I said that too. Don't worry, when she throws a vase at you, just use your shield for bonus points, and then yell at her for being cliche.
