12.01.2006 CHINESE LARA CROFT CONTEST = HOT

Hotter than hot rice dipped in Won Ton Soup hot. Tomb Raider: Legend is about to hit stores in China and to get people excited for the game China decided to set out to find the best Chinese Lara Croft they could find. Offering money and false promises of a Brad Pitt wedding, China succeeded in finding some quality Play Girls. Here's a few egg rolls I'd like to stick with my chopsticks - which is your favorite ass kicking geisha?

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12/01/2006 11:13
Kunikos says
#8
 
12/01/2006 23:33
Johnny says
Jesus christ! I love a good racial stereotype as much as the next guy, but you are really, really lowering the bar here.

Making desire analogies out of the americanized chinese food you get delivered from the place down the street is lazy. I don't know if you ever bothered learning how to use chopsticks, but you don't "stick" them in your food unless you're a fratboy idiot trying to make your cultural ignorance seem clever for your friends. And on the subject of cultural ignorance- these girls are CHINESE. Geishas are JAPANESE. I appreciate the subject matter of this post, but your "they all look alike to me" babble is embarassingly lame.
 
12/02/2006 06:58
Alvin says
I personally don't take offense because most of the time, these remarks are made in good fun. Heck, even Memoirs of a Geisha had Zhang Ziyi (not a Japanese) as its main characters. And she looked enough like a Japanase to make it work ;)
 
12/02/2006 09:11
tlbsa says
I do take offense, because this particular stereotyping is done just to do it. The author is obviously ignorant of asian people and is just jamming in every possible part of asian culture whether it is chinese or not. If you removed every stereotype, the blurb would just be one sentence; so you see this stereotyping is done as a substitute for actual writing skills.

That's what bothers me the most, the author used ignorance to substitute for an actually well-written blurb.

I would bet you the author would think twice about posting a blurb on black models dressed as Lara with steretypes like eating watermelon, fried chicken, stealing televisions, robbing people. In fact, I look forward for the author to try that.

Stereotypes like these marginalize asian people, especially asian women. The author doesn't see a model dressed as lara, he sees every asian stereotype. Dude, if you really let this stuff get past you, you're allowing yourself, as an asian, to be pigeon-holed into something you aren't.

 
12/02/2006 22:23
Onigiri says
Who fucking cares you pussies, I've seen worse. It's shits and giggles anyway. I'm Japanese and I don't give a flying horses cock either way. Now on to the point, none of these chicks are hot.
 
12/03/2006 18:32
robert bunch says
they do all rook the same.

p.s. that was some really horrible writing, I expected wit and humor, instead it was somebody reading me a menu from some chinese restaurant. hot rice in wonton soup, wow.....
 
12/04/2006 02:28
SickOfTheRacism says
Fuck all you racist hicks. Go back to alabama where you ignorant skanks belong! This racist shit aint called for!
 
12/06/2006 16:38
Kunikos says
AFAIK Chinese and Koreans have been carried off into Japanese comfort houses for long stretches of history prior to end of WWII.
 

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