To celebrate the release of Tomb Raider Anniversary in Europe today (comes out in America on June 5th), Eidos has booty-called each of the Lara Croft models from the last ten years for a family reunion photo at their London studio. If I had the chance to invite them all over for four player polygamy, I'd pass and call up a few of the Chinese Lara Crofts instead.

I've never even seen these ladies before, how did two of them get cast for the role with blond hair? The totem pole with tits on the left looks like a less ugly Morgan Webb in her other photos, and I couldn't even fit the beast on the east into the damn picture. Last time I was in Europe all the women were hot, what the hell happened? If the one in the middle pretended she was Sophie Marceau we might have a deal, but she'd have to be convincing.

Don't be bashful, you know you want to see what the new Tomb Raider Anniversary game will look like. If you have a fetish for women who are barely clothed and kill grizzly bears AND raptors, well then you might as well buy the anniversary ring right now. Crystal Dynamics wasn't lying, she definitely looks sexy as ever, and it looks like gameplay will be a lot of fun as well. Turok ain't got shit on Tomb Raider.

Update: Here's 14 high quality pictures from Jeux-France to tide you over until the next Tomb Raider Anniversary announcement. Click on the thumbnails to zoom in for the full female effect. Here, let me save you the time - go straight to the last picture. Damn does this damage diva look good. Some of the puzzles look pretty sweet too, a few pictures even hint at the mandatory get-in-the-water-cuz-you're-hot puzzle.

Update 2: TheLastBoss will continue to post more content straight through Christmas day. In fact, since this weekend looks extra boring while I wait for Christmas to come, you can even expect extra posts throughout the weekend. Happy Holidays everyone, consider these pictures your gift :)

So what's everyone's gaming plans this weekend? Now is a great time to catch up on some games you missed out on throughout the year - what do you plan on playing? I've got a beta testing invite to Dungeon Runners to try out, but more importantly, I've got the rest of Twilight Princess and Call of Duty 3 waiting for me, and if I have the free time I'll finally dig into Myst III. I miiiight even finally open my PS3 and try out Resistance: Fall of Man. But I doubt it, my friends just dragged me back into Ragnarok Online. Here's the world map and download if you're interested. Now let's hear your holiday gaming lineup!

Crystal Dynamics, the dudes who made Tomb Raider: Legend, are already working on the next Tomb Raider game and have some promising words about the future of Lara Croft:

"I've seen some of the in-game models and it's just like watching television; if you felt you were in love with Lara Croft previously, you ain't seen nothing yet. You'll be drooling when you see the new Lara as she appears in the next iteration."

Eidos also hinted that Alngelina Jolie might be involved with the series in the future again as well. Legend was definitely more enjoyable than usual even though it was crazily short. With 1080p boobs solving puzzles in the next few years I'm sure Eidos will be able to make their series more successful than ever.

Hotter than hot rice dipped in Won Ton Soup hot. Tomb Raider: Legend is about to hit stores in China and to get people excited for the game China decided to set out to find the best Chinese Lara Croft they could find. Offering money and false promises of a Brad Pitt wedding, China succeeded in finding some quality Play Girls. Here's a few egg rolls I'd like to stick with my chopsticks - which is your favorite ass kicking geisha?