04.26.2007 MARIO KART R/C RACER VIDEO
Playing Mario Kart on the TV is out of style, the new cool thing to do is racing real Mario racers around in real life. When I watched the video I figured the sound effects were added in afterwards, but the R/C racer actually comes with them built in. Here's the specifics:
- Large Size R/C Mario Kart Racer
- Nintendo GameCube Style Remote Control
- Five function control : Right, Left, Forward, Reverse and Turbo
- Digitized Sounds from the Game
- 12" Long
- Requires 1 9V Battery and 8 AA Batteries (not included)
I completely forgot about R/C racers until a week ago when the shitty weather in Pittsburgh disappeared. It's like my neighbors had five kids over Winter break, and all of a sudden a gang of R/C racers is outside my window every morning tearing up the town. They don't even go to school, they just play with their futuristic R/C racers that never need new batteries. And when the sun sets, instead of selling crack on the street corner like their older brothers, they go out for night races. What has America come to? The birds even moved away because it was drowning out their incessant afternoon bitching, and ruining their chances of mating this Spring. I was a few days away from calling the EPA on these assholes, but now I've found a new solution. I'll just beat them at their own game. You can order one for yourself here, $50 seems like a reasonable price for terrorizing the innocent youth in my neighborhood. Now someone show me where I can buy dynamite.
