Too bad you can't map your head into the game and go helmetless. Because, you know, Master Chief is you, and under that helmet, he looks like you.

I dunno, it doesn't specifically say SOUL CALIBUR IV anywhere in that blurb. They're probably talking about Soul Calibur Legends for the Wii. Not that I'm not interested in a new SC game, especially something that'll wash the bad taste of Soul Calibur III from my mouth. Boy, what a childhood-raping moment that was. Soul Calibur II was perfect, and SCIII was terrible. Hopefully they base SCIV on the arcade version and not "direct-to-console" it.

Or why not sequelize it. Or, uh, re-sequelize it. Or continue to sequelize it. Whatever.

Great. There's a big difference between profanity and vulgarity.

My Kryptonite Batman glows in the dark. Are we allowed to use profanity for emphasis and/or style?

You fucking "noobs" are over-reacting. These images do indeed suck. That's all the Last Boss is saying. Geez, untwist your panties and quit hyper-defending your precious little ordinary war game. And I don't think it's any big secret that the entire article "is pretty much pure speculation based solely on a handful of pictures." Way to go, Oppenheimer. You've cracked the case, Matlock!

Aren't these images like two years old, anyway. They lack any kind of quality, and they look fan made. And these chicks are lame, anyhow. Where's Taki? Where's Ivy?

Meh. What's special about it, though? Sure, the graphics are excellent and shit blows up real good, but c'mon. What made the Call of Duty series "special" was the WWII setting. But hey, I'd check out the demo.

No kidding. I'd bet I could finish it quicker if I had a strategy guide.

SPOILER: GTA4 takes place in ALL locales that have appeared in ALL previous GTA games. That includes all "sub-cities." There will be two new settings: a Tokyo-type city and an Eastern European-type city where the military is in control. Realize this is Grand Theft Auto IV, not a side-story update like Vice City and San Andreas. In other words, GTAIV is to GTAIII what GTAIII was to GTA2. Get read to have your brains blown out of your asses.

That doesn't make any sense, Michael. I think you meant "remove your foot from your mouth" or something to that effect. Try not to mix them metaphors, broham.

I'm old, as in 30, and the lack of rumble in the PS3 controller is teh gay. Sony are morons.

I thought the show was okay. I think the Boston incident was hilarious. Won't buy the game, but I'd play a demo.

Okay, first of all, Lost Planet is NOT a first person shooter. It's a THIRD person shooter. What's the difference? It's huge. It's the difference between Half Life 2 and Resident Evil 4. A major qualification of being a gamer is the ability to accurately classify different kinds of video games. You wouldn't call World of Warcraft a RTS. Secondly, the most important aspect of Lost Planet is this: it's fun. Sure, it isn't very deep, but since when has deepness become some kind of universal indication of quality? It's not Twilight Princess. It's not Gears of War. It's very much an entertaining amalgamation of Japanese character/game design and American action film sensibilities. The game delivers on the demo and that's really important. The game certainly has its faults, but what game doesn't? I think if you look at the aliens in Lost Planet and decide they look IDENTICAL to the aliens in Starship Troopers you may have two problems: you either have glaucoma or you're not very discerning. But what do you expect? You're mistaking a third person shooter for a first person shooter. On a side note, I think that the concept of the "demo" is going to become the single most important advertising tool at gamer developer's disposal because of Xbox Live. Sure, the demo has always been important to the video game industry, especially in the PC arena, but proliferation breeds relevancy. Hopefully, an increase in demand for prerelease game demos will also force game developers to make better games.

Waaaah! A game's not perfect! Waaaaaah! I went out of my way to find a bug in a game and I. JUST. CAN'T. STAND. IT! It's unplayable I tell ya! Waaaah! Framerate! Waaaaaaaaah! ::sob::