D-ChapUser since: 01/31/2007 22:38
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06/02/2007 18:21MANHUNT 2 BLOOD AND FAKE BLOOD
I thought Manhunt was a pretty good game, but I was thinking the same thing- this game hardly looks any different. Why do Rockstars game all look like butt? I realize in GTA the scale is massive and there's lots of stuff that has to fit into the game screen at the same time, but what's Manhunt's excuse?
06/02/2007 18:17LARA CROFT REUNION IN EUROPE
Since when did your standards for women get so high? If these chicks offered you four player polygamy your penis would explode. They are mad hot.
05/31/2007 22:44CHANCE TO PUNCH UWE BOLL IN THE FACE
I don't know what you're talking about but 'House of the Dead' and 'Alone in the Dark' are classic films. Everything this man touches turns to gold. I wouldn't be surprised to see Postal rival the Godfather as the all time greatest movie.
05/31/2007 22:37STARCRAFT 2 NOT COMING OUT IN 2007 (UPDATE)
Yeah, Blizzard- unlike other companies- doesn't have 'deadlines'. When you rake in as much cash as them, you take all the time you want, and release games when you want, and people buy them because they're always awesome. I would love to work there.
05/29/2007 23:32VIDEO GAME COASTERS FOR SALE
I might help Michael in the support of this kid, these coasters are pretty rad even though I've made stuff with beads like that when I was a kid.
05/26/2007 02:36VIRTUAL CONSOLE VERSUS VIRTUAL CONSOLE
I think I can say I'm glad to be an American. Streets of Rage and Donkey Kong Country ftw.
05/26/2007 02:34FIVE BEST GAME CONTROLLERS EVER MADE
N64 had the all time best controller- such a unique and innovative controller. It was everybodies first time getting used to the thumb joystick that is now so crucial to every controller. Not to mention the Z-trigger button, the rumble pack and it's handles which fit your hand perfectly.
05/25/2007 00:59NES QUIZ: ARE YOU A NINTENDO HISTORIAN?
50%
To be fair though- I didn't hit my gaming stride until well into the SNES era. I've never even heard of Anticipation.
To be fair though- I didn't hit my gaming stride until well into the SNES era. I've never even heard of Anticipation.
05/22/2007 19:22NES CONTRA SPEED RUN VIDEO (UPDATED)
dude i did that too samuel- and i think my record was around there too. I also beat perfect dark on perfect agent and got all the cheats by completing the levels in a certain time limit. The hardest I think was Chicago on perfect agent in under 2 minutes- somehow i did it in a minute and a half!
05/21/2007 22:35$90 GRAND THEFT AUTO IV SPECIAL EDITION
why not make a special edition if some gamers are willing to pay 90 bucks instead of 60?
05/21/2007 12:25BLIZZARD'S OFFICIAL STARCRAFT 2 SITE
I've been watching starcraft 2 videos all week long! It's gonna be so frickin awesome, I can't wait!
05/18/2007 17:51ELECTRONIC ARTS IN TOP 20 JOB PERKS LIST
I'm on the edge with EA as I've heard conflicting stories of what its like to work there. All the people I've met who worked there, worked there for less than a few years. I'm guessing you'll build a lot of experience there, and they'll take care of you- but I don't doubt they work you like a dog.
05/18/2007 17:33MICROSOFT BANNING XBOX 360 MODDERS
Sux 2BU modders. I guess Microsoft doesn't think you're so clever.
05/17/2007 23:24LAIR PS3 VIDEO: I JUST SAW A DRAGON EXPLODE
I'm still excited for this game- although the dragons explode kinda... weird. Why do they pause and hang in mid air while exploding?
05/17/2007 23:21HEAVENLY SWORD'S GENITALS ARE SAFE
This game looks better and better each time I see it. The ripe grinding and combat that follows this scene is pretty bitchin too.
05/16/2007 22:48HALO 3 TRICKS AND GLITCHES GAMEPLAY VIDEO
Dude, sometimes thats the fun part of gaming- just fooling around and seeing if you can get places the programmers didn't want you to get. When you give your game to a bunch of people to test who haven't been involved in making it, they do things you as the developer would never think to do. And I'm sure Bungie is taking note. btw- the second song is 'Surrender' by Cheap Trick, it's also on Guitar Hero 2.
05/15/2007 18:14MUSIC FROM KONAMI GAMES COMING TO ITUNES
metal gear soundtracks too? I gotta admit Silent Hill games all have great soundtracks and Symphony of the Night is a classic.
05/15/2007 17:50SUX 2BU: NINTENDO POWERLESS
Well I can't really go for any of the console exclusive mags like Nintendo Power, since EGM has all consoles covered- with little to no bias most of the time. btw- I heard Cliffy B is in the first issue of Nintendo Power at the top of the Mario high scores list?
05/15/2007 00:01OLD GRANDMA HARDCORE PLAYS 2D WII MARIO
Grandma hardcore is awesome
05/14/2007 19:11BETTING MONEY ON BLIZZARD'S NEXT GAME
it better be starcraft 2, we don't need another fucking blizzard MMO. But I could make a killing on Hello Kitty....
