06.01.2007 LARA CROFT REUNION IN EUROPE

To celebrate the release of Tomb Raider Anniversary in Europe today (comes out in America on June 5th), Eidos has booty-called each of the Lara Croft models from the last ten years for a family reunion photo at their London studio. If I had the chance to invite them all over for four player polygamy, I'd pass and call up a few of the Chinese Lara Crofts instead.

I've never even seen these ladies before, how did two of them get cast for the role with blond hair? The totem pole with tits on the left looks like a less ugly Morgan Webb in her other photos, and I couldn't even fit the beast on the east into the damn picture. Last time I was in Europe all the women were hot, what the hell happened? If the one in the middle pretended she was Sophie Marceau we might have a deal, but she'd have to be convincing.

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06/01/2007 23:19
Samuel says
The leggy blond on the right in the headline picture looks sort of freaky, like a Barbie doll. I personally like the other blond, with her hair dyed brunette she's probably the best fit the other three aren't chesty enough
 
06/01/2007 23:57
Sarah says
Can't believe I'm going to say this but Samuel's right, these Croft models aren't busty enough. I'm all for Girl power, respect (or some bullshit like that) but where's the Double D's we saw on Lara's rack?
 
06/02/2007 06:40
slygh says

Have you heard of Hair Dye??? They probably aren;t even natural blondes?? 

Nell McAndrew Is SCHWEEEET!!!
 
06/02/2007 11:20
Thief says
Since when did Lara Croft wear black latex catsuits?
 
06/02/2007 12:32
Michael says
Niceee tits.
 
06/02/2007 18:17
D-Chap says
Since when did your standards for women get so high? If these chicks offered you four player polygamy your penis would explode. They are mad hot.
 

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