02.08.2007 OLD SCHOOL VIDEO GAME EXPOSURE ART

While we were reading Slaughterhouse Five in high school, our teacher would go koo-koo for Kurt Vonneguts every day in class, but I was too busy thinking about the novel's aliens to pay attention. With the ability to see all of the past and future along with the present, the tralfamadorians see all of life's random routes of matter as one big blur that's always in motion. Basically Donnie Darko minus the Brokeback, plus hundreds of awards for fancy metaphors. I would sit in class applying the tralfamadorian way of life to everything I could think of, and it wasn't long until I realized that they would get almost no joy from video games. With the ability to see the ending of every video game ever made, they basically are cursed with a Prima strategy guide bible stapled to their foreheads.

This would be a terrible ability to have in today's gaming world, but back in the retro days it would have been a blessing. TheBBPS found an actual example of this type of vision though in Rosemarie Fiore's online art portfolio:

"These photographs are long exposures taken while playing video war games of the 80’s created by Atari, Centuri and Taito. The photographs were shot from video game screens while I played the games. By recording each second of an entire game on one frame of film, I captured complex patterns not normally seen by the eye."

Today's games are far too big and expansive to guarantee an enjoyable over-exposed gameplay render, but the simple games of our past are pieces of art when viewed like a tralfamadorian. Tempest is by far my favorite (the picture above), but the Qix pictures would surely impregnate Piet Mondrian if he were still alive to see it. So it goes. Here's Rosemarie Fiore's work:

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12.04.2006 TOP 5 LIST: VIDEO GAMES AS ART

Over on WeeklyGeekShow, they put a top 5 list together to help support video games as art. We all know that video games has a lucrative market following it in the entertainment business world, and yeah, they help our hand eye coordination, but so does eating a popsicle. So Frodo (here's his tattoo) and the rest decided to make their own top 5 lists for most artistic video games. Here's their picks:

Frodo:

  • 5. Animal Crossing
  • 4. The Sims (series)
  • 3. Shadow of the Colossus
  • 2. Phoenix Wright
  • 1. Electroplankton

The Geek:

  • 5. Metroid Prime
  • 4. Super Mario Bros.
  • 3. Final Fantasy Tactics
  • 2. Katamari Damacy
  • 1. Shadow of the Colossus

Caspian:

  • 5. Okami
  • 4. Katamari Damacy
  • 3. Grand Theft Auto 3
  • 2. Paper Mario
  • 1. Final Fantasy XII

And what about my top 5? Here ya go:

5. Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker. It's true that Jet Grind Radio was doing the whole cell shaded thing a long time before Link was, but Wind Waker added just enough oomph to the game's art to make things more aesthetically pleasing than any of us expected. We were all hoping for Twilight Princess and were outraged at the first screenshots of this game, but whether it was just days or entire months later, we almost all warmed up to this game. Whenever I see smoke, Wind Waker is usually the first thing that still comes to mind. Then it's "get the fuck out of the building."

4. Shadow of the Colossus. Art's all about emotion and this game was just 15 damn enemies and some asshole with a sword. In text on paper this game looks like an awful idea to pursue, but luckily Fumito Ueda knew better and gave us all the epic action adventure game that we'll never forget. With its blur and blooming light effects this game's art allowed it to impact us all in different ways - it's not rare that I hear of other gamers' parents even sitting down with their sons and daughters just to watch this game, or even boldly asking if they can ride the horse in between battles. TheLastBoss is proud of so many of the boss designs in that game that it would be hard to pick just one as a favorite.

3. Riven. Or any other Myst game, but I think Riven represents the series the best. Some people like puzzle games, but a lot of people don't. But when Windows 95 came out and this swet looking 3D game was sitting on the shelf a lot of people randomly picked it up, making the Cyan creators very rich to reward their artistic efforts at making their artsy puzzles memorable for life. You know a game's worth trying when its box art is as simple, yet emotionally expressive as Riven's cover of the hive prison sphere. The art was so phenomenal in this game that it even meshed together an entire fabricated culture that isn't even present throughout most of the game. There's hardly any english audio or text in the whole series compared to other games in the industry, but the roman numeral V still makes me think of a culture that doesn't even exist.

2. Katamari Damacy. WTF is a good way to describe the series and its art. But with music just as detrimental as its graphical art, Katamari was able to sit on store shelves for a good year without being bought by more than a few random people. Those few random people insisted the game was amazing, but their insistance combined with good game reviews just wasn't enough to make it do any better than that weird Japanese Mosquito game next to it on the shelf collecting dust. But then one day, much like a Precambrain explosion of change, Katamari had instantly found its way into all of our gaming lives. Things were great, sales were up, and an even better sequel was on the way, and the sky wasn't even the limit in this beastly game. Nothing says art like 1000s of random objects rolled into a ball with a metrosexual King of the Cosmo's looking down on a trippy prince while recovering from a hangover. If Dickens had discovered plots that amazing back in the day, Tale of Two Cities would be called Red Pandas and Origami and be twice as epic in half the pages.

1. Okami. When the whole game is meant to be art, it's no surprise to see it on the top of a list. But having the player actually draw on the screen to paint ancient Asian realities into existence is beyond the DS's wildest picto fantasies and in a league of its own. Okami managed to take adventure games to a whole new level of exploration as players interacted with things in new ways. Some would say it was just meaningless repetitive squiggles, but when you combine everything together, it's just as much a masterpiece as Starry Night's collaboration of rushing and exciting paint strokes.

I know there are a ton of other games that could easily be on the list: Toonstruck, Grim Fandango, Chrono Trigger, The Longest Journey, Paper Mario, Ragnarok Online, and even Alien Hominid and plenty more, but these are the 5 that were the strongest art games in my mind. Feel free to comment on games you feel belong on a top 5 game art list of your own. Maybe I'll even find a sweet video game I've never even heard of.

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12.01.2006 MORE GAMER TATTOO PICS FROM READERS

2 weeks ago I put together what I thought was the best 25 gaming tattoos on the net from what I could find. I tried to judge based on how large and colorful some were, how painful they might be, and even the WTF factor they might induce from viewers in public. I asked you guys and girls to send in your own tattoos and I got a few emails every day so I held off on posting this until the submissions died down.

I still think my original list is a solid representation of the best gamer tattoos, but a few that you all submitted definitely deserve to be on it - one of the recent submissions (Maduin's leg) is even damn near the best I've ever seen. So keep sending in your tattoos and sometime in 2007 I'll update it and make a best of the best gallery.

And I love game art too - so if you make any awesome paintings or videos involving video games make sure to show me. Also, are any of you in gaming music bands? That shit kicks ass too, so lemme know! Here are the 25 new pics in no particular order, with their owner's name included when you click on them:

Update: I swear I know how to count to 25, but there's now more since people keep sending in their tattoos. Mail me yours over the weekend and I'll add them too.

Photo Vincent: weekly Gamers Podcast Show: http://www.istillplaygames.com/Photo Chris Furniss from WeeklyGeekShow: weeklygeekshow.comPhoto Magus McDoulPhoto Quinn: http://www.consoleclassix.com/info_img/Bad_Dudes_NES_ScreenShot3.jpgPhoto Ryan BarrettPhoto Craig Greenall: http://www.eve-ink.co.uk/Photo Sean SiatsPhoto JoachiPhoto Tinky XIII: http://www.myspace.com/tinkyxiiiPhoto Shawn Phase: http://www.good-evil.net/TSS/Photo Kevin Ruiz: http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/42039537/?qo=4&q=by%3Aluciddistortion&qh=sort%3Atime+-in%3AscrapsPhoto Kevin Ruiz: http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/42039537/?qo=4&q=by%3Aluciddistortion&qh=sort%3Atime+-in%3AscrapsPhoto Kevin Ruiz: http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/42039537/?qo=4&q=by%3Aluciddistortion&qh=sort%3Atime+-in%3AscrapsPhoto Maduin: http://terebigemu.se/Photo Maduin: http://terebigemu.se/Photo Maduin: http://terebigemu.se/Photo Maduin: http://terebigemu.se/Photo Maduin: http://terebigemu.se/Photo Samuel Mullin: http://www.globalimmolation.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=239Photo Daniel Nutley: http://www.cavesofnarshe.com/forums/ipb/index.php?showtopic=9659Photo Drew Smith: http://reelgeek.com/images/photos/2003-Feb-14-valentines_montezuma/80.htmlPhoto Samuel Mullin: http://www.globalimmolation.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=239Photo Marco UrquidesPhoto Jim Bradley: http://flickr.com/photos/jimofware/sets/390366/Photo Brett ElstonPhoto Danzuke: TheBBPS.com
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11.17.2006 BEST 25 GAMING TATTOOS EVER! [Update 1]

You've all seen them before, but you've never seen this many in one place. From Mario to Halo to Zelda to Final Fantasy to Bubble Bobble to the infamous Pac Man butt crack tattoo to NES guns, there's enough body ink in this gallery to make even Michael Jackson look pretty. A FF7 tattoo ironically scored 7th on the 25 list, which was judged based on how large and colorful the tattoos were, how obscure the related games were, and the 'WTF is that' factor of certain body tattoo placement. And pain. The winner of them all had to hurt like a Chain Chomp, but it was worth it!

If you have any gaming tattoos of your own, feel free to send them in to get seen. Or if you found a tattoo you think is badass enough to jump onto this Top 25 list then that works too, I challenge you to wow my retinas with retro love!

Update 1: Now's your last chance to send in your gamer tattoos. I got a bunch of submissions and will be posting them all late tomorrow (Tuesday) night. So far I've received some really cool ones that even deserve to dethrone a few of the top 25 winners. Check back tomorrow to see some more amazing gamer skin art.

From #25 to #1, here they are:

Photo RANK: 25Photo RANK: 24Photo RANK: 23Photo RANK: 22Photo RANK: 21Photo RANK: 20Photo RANK: 19Photo RANK: 18Photo RANK: 16Photo RANK: 17Photo RANK: 15Photo RANK: 14Photo RANK: 13 (it's real!)Photo RANK: 12Photo RANK: 11 Art by: Jason Lambert Eye Candy tattoos Pittsburgh, PA. www.myspace.com/jasonlambertPhoto RANK: 10Photo RANK: 9Photo RANK: 8Photo RANK: 7Photo RANK: 6Photo RANK: 5Photo RANK: 4Photo RANK: 3 Artist info: Jason Lambert Eye Candy tattoos Pittsburgh, PA. www.myspace.com/jasonlambertPhoto RANK: 2Photo RANK: 1 - FENRIR FTW!
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