03.30.2007 SUPER PAPER MARIO STORY INTRO VIDEO

Now that Mario made Sonic his bitch, Peach got jealous and ran off with Bowser and got married with the villain in Vegas. TheLastBoss approves, score one for the team. That'll teach Mario, way to be a needy bitch for the thousandth time and force us to rescue you yet again, why can't you be a normal woman and experiment with razor blades. It gets worse. Besides the story preview in this video adding absolutely nothing interesting to the awesome gameplay we've seen so far, the new main villain is a boring looking character called Count Bleck. TheLastBoss does not approve. Still more bad news though. A part of the video shows an odd, yet slightly familiar ominous black hole in the sky, with weird grid veins spidering out from the center. I swear, if Midna makes an annoying appearance in this game, I'll stop playing. I'll take Tingle and ten Navis, just please keep Midna's murky sky menstruations out of this game.