04.13.2007 SUX 2BU: SUPER PAPER MARIO HATES YOU
This has been a shitty week for Super Paper Mario players. First SUX 2BU: Circuit City offered customers a twenty dollar gift certificate if they were sold out of Super Paper Mario for the Wii. And by sold out, they meant only if "we never had any to begin with," suckers. Super Scam City was a pretty depressing afternoon for a lot of gamers this week, but things have gotten even worse overseas. SUX 2BU2: Gamers in Europe and Japan who started Super Paper Mario without downloading the most recent updates are reporting that their Wiis are bricking, due to the game containing an NTSC-U Wii update that's not compatible with early PAL and Japanese Wii firmware. Brings a whole new meaning to Mario busting bricks, so beware of the Wii death and deceit that's going around.
