To celebrate the release of Tomb Raider Anniversary in Europe today (comes out in America on June 5th), Eidos has booty-called each of the Lara Croft models from the last ten years for a family reunion photo at their London studio. If I had the chance to invite them all over for four player polygamy, I'd pass and call up a few of the Chinese Lara Crofts instead.

I've never even seen these ladies before, how did two of them get cast for the role with blond hair? The totem pole with tits on the left looks like a less ugly Morgan Webb in her other photos, and I couldn't even fit the beast on the east into the damn picture. Last time I was in Europe all the women were hot, what the hell happened? If the one in the middle pretended she was Sophie Marceau we might have a deal, but she'd have to be convincing.

Don't be bashful, you know you want to see what the new Tomb Raider Anniversary game will look like. If you have a fetish for women who are barely clothed and kill grizzly bears AND raptors, well then you might as well buy the anniversary ring right now. Crystal Dynamics wasn't lying, she definitely looks sexy as ever, and it looks like gameplay will be a lot of fun as well. Turok ain't got shit on Tomb Raider.

Update: Here's 14 high quality pictures from Jeux-France to tide you over until the next Tomb Raider Anniversary announcement. Click on the thumbnails to zoom in for the full female effect. Here, let me save you the time - go straight to the last picture. Damn does this damage diva look good. Some of the puzzles look pretty sweet too, a few pictures even hint at the mandatory get-in-the-water-cuz-you're-hot puzzle.

Update 2: TheLastBoss will continue to post more content straight through Christmas day. In fact, since this weekend looks extra boring while I wait for Christmas to come, you can even expect extra posts throughout the weekend. Happy Holidays everyone, consider these pictures your gift :)

So what's everyone's gaming plans this weekend? Now is a great time to catch up on some games you missed out on throughout the year - what do you plan on playing? I've got a beta testing invite to Dungeon Runners to try out, but more importantly, I've got the rest of Twilight Princess and Call of Duty 3 waiting for me, and if I have the free time I'll finally dig into Myst III. I miiiight even finally open my PS3 and try out Resistance: Fall of Man. But I doubt it, my friends just dragged me back into Ragnarok Online. Here's the world map and download if you're interested. Now let's hear your holiday gaming lineup!

Make sure you buy some flowers today, it's already been two years since you bastards eloped with Blizzard overnight in Vegas and yes, W.O.W. is willing to put out tonight. For the next 5 weeks straight actually, now that's what I call a wife. For the next five weeks Blizzard is going to award contestants with prizes that will change each week as they become more tempting.

Week one will give two people will receive a $100 JINX gift certificate. In Week two, two winners will win a Razor Copperhead Precision mouse, a Razor Mantis Control Speed Mat, and a Barracude HP-1 headset. Then, week three, one winner will score a 80GB iPod video, with week four giving one winner a 1GB NVIDA GeForce 7950 graphics card AND a $100 JINX gift certificate. And to top things off, for the the fifth and final week, one winner will actually get an XPS Gaming Laptop, a $100 JINX gift certificate, and a 2-year WoW subscription. Nothing like keeping an addict hooked, good job Blizzard. Might wanna start doing your game justice and adding in a crack-snorting animation in the game.

But be warned, for some strange reason, Rhode Island and Florida W.O.W. players are not eligible to win this contest. Mutiny! Where's that global plague glitch when you need to raise hell.

Movies, movies, movies. Seems to be the theme of today's video game news. We all had our hearts set on a Halo movie, and are unsure how long it will take to see that come to fruition. But besides the newly announced Oddworld movie Citizen Siege, we now have another Street Fighter movie on out hands -- our ancient and blistered gaming hands, which are partly a result of the game this movie is based on. The exact storyline is still more secret than Kaz Hirai's salary, but it is known that it will be mainly based on the character Chun Li (no complaints here!). The movie is also set for a release in 2008, which just happens to be the 20th anniversary of the game franchise. If the movie is anywhere as cool as the Zangief janitor short video, I'm the film will be gold.