03.15.2007 TOP TEN BEAT EM UP GAMES
ScrewAttack is back with another Top 10 video for us - this time they attack the beat 'em up genre. There rules aren't strict, they're just looking for arcade style fun, but I completely disagree with their list:
- 10. Batman Returns
- 9. Golden Axe
- 8. Battletoads
- 7. Streets of Rage 2
- 6. River City Ransom
- 5. Guardian Heroes
- 4. Final Fight
- 3. Double Dragon
- 2. The Simpsons
- 1. TMNT Turtles in Time
I don't care how many times I dressed up as a Ninja Turtle for Halloween when I was a kid, and I don't care how cool saying "BARF!" is while using your buddy as a weapon - everyone knows the best beat 'em up of all time is Streets of Rage 2. The only one of these games I haven't played is the Sega Saturn game Guardian Heroes, which does sounds pretty awesome, but there's no way it could top Streets of Rage 2. For five summers in a row my whole block would play Streets of Rage 2 every night - if we occasionally played hide and go seek tag in the dark instead, we lost half the block of players. It took both Goldeneye 64 and Super Smash Bros. 64 to overcome our Rage addiction. Basically, it took almost all of Nintendo 64 to beat one old school game. What do you guys think of the list?
It's a fantastic game
Playing x-men at the arcades with 5 other people was the whole reason I went to the arcades as a kid
TMNT The Arcade Game for NES was always my favorite TMNT game. I don't really remember the others.
I would put Streets of Rage higher too.
R.C.Ransom was pretty awesome, and I would put it as one my favorite games of all time; but its not really a straight Beat 'Em Up. Pretty much all of the other games in the list (I think) were games that you could only go in one direction. RCR let you run around the map at will (although you did have to defeat bosses in a pretty strict order). It had other RPG type elements like collecting cash from enemies and then using it to buy skills, health, stamina, and other upgrades. I don't think any of the other games on the list had anything like that. To me RCR is the best overall game on this list but I could see why they put it at 6 since it doesn't really fit the rules.
My personal favorite beat-'em-up was the arcade Alien vs. Predator. It was straight badass. Lots of different attacks, great enemy design, hilarious crappy dialogue. Hell, one of the Predators could do a friggin' Dragon Punch straight outta SFII.
Streets of Rage 2 should be tops though. I always wanted to know: what the hell is Axel saying when he does his charging uppercut? It sounds like "grab the paw" but that ain't right.